Emmaus Urban Ronde
Here's some info on a little shindig event race fest that's happening in March, brought to you by the organizers of Fifth Street Cross.
It's family-friendly, slow-people-friendly, and competitive-jackass-friendly. It'll be tough and hard and awful if you want to ride it that way, or a tootle-about hoot if you choose that, and there's likely to be a unruly gang of kids running around the sidewalk while their parents pedal off to protest the universe's right to entropy. Probably will last an hour or so.