Dear Abby,
>
>
> I've never written to you before, but I really need your advice. I
> have suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me.
>
> I've witnessed the usual signals; the phone rings, but if I answer,
> the caller hangs up. My wife has been going out with 'the girls' a lot
>
> recently, although when I ask their names she always says, 'Just some
> friends from work, you don't know them.'
>
> I always try to stay awake to look out for her coming home, but I
> usually fall asleep.
>
> Anyway, I have never approached the subject with my wife. I think deep
>
> down I just didn't want to know the truth, but last night she went out
>
> again and I decided to really check on her. Around midnight, I decided
>
> to hide in the garage behind my road & Mnt bike so I could get a good view
> of the whole street when she arrived home from a night out with 'the
> girls'.
>
> When she got out of the car she was buttoning up her blouse, which was
>
> open, and she took her panties out of her purse and slipped them on.
>
> It was at that moment, crouching behind my road bike,I noticed a slight crack in the down tube.
>
> Is this something I can fix myself, or should I take it back to the
> bike shop where I bought it?
>
> A Concerned Roadie