Sals Trail Names

If we're going to put up signs & posts, we're going to need names... Some of my suggestions, and ones I heard, in the order I sometimes ride them:

Lower orange: Roller Toaster

Red (from dialysis to lower spanky lot): St Luke's Trail, Main Trail

Red(?) Spanky, also Upper Spanky (the come-along trail) if you skip the switchback

Blue: Switchback, to the rest-break rock.

Blue: Ridge Trail (the older of the two trails)

Newer ridge trail: Perimeter Trail (or should we consider the Ridge Trail a loop, and make this part of the Ridge Trail?)

Boulder Trail

Blue: Boulder Bypass

Boulder Bypass Extension (the newest trail): any names? more Perimeter Trail?

Sticker Hell (Pet Cemetery?)

Quarry Trail

No idea what to call any of the yellow trails

Upper red trail: no idea

Upper orange: no idea

So anyone have any ideas, suggestions, corrections? What does everyone else call the trails, other than colors? Dave, Doug, Bueller: any thoughts?